Today's quotes [7.12.10]
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Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of
which I disapprove. -- Ashleigh Brilliant
If the President were a woman, this scandal never
would have happened, because women
always keep a box of kleenex on their desks.
- Patrice North-Rudin
About a third of my cases are suffering from no clinically
defineable neurosis, but from the senselessness and
emptiness of their lives. This can be described as the
general neurosis of our time.
Carl G. Jung
Modern Man in Search of a Soul
Antique is just another word for second-hand.
"If you knew Suzie like I knew Suzie... you'd have scabies!"
-- Paul McDermott, DAAS Live at the National Theatre
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