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Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of
       which I disapprove. -- Ashleigh Brilliant


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If the President were a woman, this scandal never
would have happened, because women
always keep a box of kleenex on their desks. 

    - Patrice North-Rudin 

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About a third of my cases are suffering from no clinically  
defineable neurosis, but from the senselessness and         
emptiness of their lives. This can be described as the      
general neurosis of our time.                               

                                                Carl G. Jung
                              Modern Man in Search of a Soul

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Antique is just another word for second-hand.

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"If you knew Suzie like I knew Suzie... you'd have scabies!"
                        -- Paul McDermott, DAAS Live at the National Theatre


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