Today's quotes [7.11.10]
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"Men of all shapes and sizes, ages and creeds, and states of marital or
relationship bliss enjoy, every now and then, the sight of a woman with no
clothes on. It's just as well we do, you know, otherwise there'd be no new
little earthlings, would there? If you want to call that oppression or
sexism or the commodification of the female body then go right ahead, but
don't expect me to talk to you at dinner parties. I prefer to call it sexual
attraction, but then I'm a sad fuck who spends half his life in front of
computer, so what the hell do I know?"
-- Michael Marshall Smith, "More Tomorrow"
"In the heat of battle, tantric magic is fun, but highly ineffective."
"Well, I made up for it big time the next night at another concert. Jill
Sobule (of "I Kissed a Girl" fame) actually thanked me for being the maniac
I am, people continue to be frightened of me, and I also triggered a "why-
can't-you-be-in-shape-like-him" from a woman to her boyfriend. I may not
have made a spectacle of myself at the Swans concert, but at least I
destroyed a relationship.:-) ... Wait a minute. That's not funny. I'm
-- Lt. Wilkes, discussing his form of "dancing"
- Henry David Thoreau
Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper.
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