Today's quotes [7.10.10]
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"Yes I have a title, a job, an address, a web page, a pgp sig, even a geek
code somewhere. If pressed I can probably come up a witty saying that you
haven't heard before. But nobody really cares..."
-- The sig of David Klingler
- When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
I date this girl for two years-and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name..."
Edward P. Tryon - "In answer to the question of why it
happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time."
Please don't throw cirarettes in the toilet.
It makes them sticky, wet and hard to light.
- Urinal at Mike Quinn's Surplus Electronics.
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