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"Well I been called LUCIFER...
 And I been called SATAN...
 But my name's RICHARD...
 And YOU can call me DICK..."
                        -- Killdozer, "Richard"


1. 




A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this
       to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy. --
       Nietzsche


2. 




G: "If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do?" EB:
   "Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and
   scatter oneself over a wide area."
   -- Somewhere in No Man's Land, BA4


3. 




"Take your work seriously but never take yourself seriously;
and do not take what happens either to yourself or your work seriously." 

- Booth Tarkington 

4. 




"We're the best Internet provider in Adelaide... [rest of pitch removed]"
"Well we're _also_ the best Internet provider in Adelaide..."
                        -- Bruce Lim (Camtech), Simon Hackett (Internode)


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