Today's poems [7.31.10]
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An aesthete from South Carolina
Had a cock that tinkled like china,
But while shooting his load
It cracked like old Spode,
So he's bought him a Steuben vagina.
There was a young lady named Sue
Who preferred a stiff drink to a screw.
But one leads to the other,
And now she's a mother---
Let this be a lesson to you.
There was a young fellow named Tucker
Who, instructing a novice cock-sucker,
Said, "Don't bow out your lips
Like an elephant's hips,
The boys like it best when you pucker."
There once was a fellow named Dave,
Who kept a dead whore in his cave,
The smell was grotesque,
The pussy the best,
And look at the money he saved!
Sent by dave
There was a young man from Darjeeling
Whose dong reached up to the ceiling.
In the electric light socket
He'd put it and rock it---
Oh God! What a wonderful feeling!
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