Today's poems [7.18.10]
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There once was a girl named Louise
Whose cunt hair hung down to her knees.
The crabs in her twat
Tied the hair in a knot
And constructed a flying trapeze.
In the Garden of Eden lies Adam,
peacefully stroking his madam.
He does so with mirth,
for on all of this Earth,
there were only two tits
and he had 'em!
There was a young fellow named Biddle
Whose girl had to teach him to diddle.
She grabbed hold of his bow
And said, "If you want to know,
You can try parting my hair in the middle."
There was an old girl from the Azores
whos cunt was covered in sores
even the dogs in the street
wouldn't sniff the green meat
that hung in great chunks
from her drawers
A studious professor named Nestor
Bet a whore all his books he could best her.
But she drained out his balls
And skipped up the walls,
Beseeching poor Nestor to rest her.
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