Today's stories [6.9.10]
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After the birth of her new baby, my cousin brought him to my place for a visit.
While there, she decided to prepare dinner one night and the three of us went
to the grocery store to get the things she needed. While she was shopping, I
was holding the baby and slowly meandering through the place. A woman walked
past me, knocked my purse from my shoulder, put her hand on my arm, looked me
in the eye and said, "I'm sorry." I said it wasn't a problem and we each went
on our way. When I told my cousin about it she insisted that I had just been
hit by a pickpocket. I checked and found my wallet and keys were still in my
purse. It wasn't until at work the next day that I discovered the missing item
-- a sanitary napkin.
Sent by renae
My 9 year old son walked in the house one morning
(he was supposed to be waiting on the school bus)
and told me he had seen the funniest thing ever -
my dog's butt was 'frozen' to the neighbors dog's
butt. Poor child
sent by leigh
I was about 12, and I was riding my bike in my neighborhood.
It was a little dark outside so I looked up, and in the sky
was a little white light, I thought it was the first star in
the sky, so I stared at it and made a wish, well as I was
making the wish I ran right into a parked car! I flew off my
bike onto the car, half way, and before the people could come
out and see who I was I ran with my bike crying the whole way
home, just to look up in the sky as I got to my door and
realized that the star was not a star after all it was a plane,
I failed to see the little red light too.
sent by Kristina
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