Today's stories [6.30.10]
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Ladies Night Out.
So ... the other day, three friends and I went to this
"Ladies Night Club." One of the girls wanted to impress us,
so she pulls out a $10 bill. The "dancer" came over to us,
and my friend licked the $10 and put it on his butt cheek.
Not to be outdone, my second friend pulls out a $20 bill.
She calls the guy back over, licks the $20 bill and puts it
on his other butt cheek.
Still attempting to impress the rest of us, my third friend
pulls out a $50 bill. She calls the guy back over again,
licks the $50 bill and again puts it on one of his butt
Now the attention is focused on me. What could I do to top
that? I got out my wallet, thought for a minute ... and
then the financial analyst in me took over.
I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his ass,
grabbed the $80 bucks and went home.
Sent by Neicey
Back in the old days my Uncle Bucky bought a new
Model A Ford.The next morning he was on his way
to work and crashed into a car pulling out from
a sidestreet. Being the witty person that he is,
he wrote a letter to the Ford Motor Company..
"I blew my horn, it did no good; and now i have a
busted hood". Two days later a delivery truck
arrived at his residence with a brand new hood.
Sent by Cliff
There once was a conservative college in the mid-west that had
a standing rule, the heat was not to be turned on in the
dormitories prior to a certain date.
Unfortunately, one year, winter decided to rear its ugly head
early. Students in both the men's and women's dormitories
complained about the bitter cold, but were told that nothing
could be done.
After days of no heat and no respite in immediate sight, the
ladies realized that their dorm faced the equally cold men's
dorm. They turned a bed sheet into a banner with the
"TURN ON THE HEAT OR WE'LL TURN ON THE BOYS!"
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