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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite
you. This is the principle difference between man and dog.
The secret of success is sincerity.
Once you can fake that, you've got it made.
Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the
mechanics German, the lovers Italian and it's all organised by the
Swiss. Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French,
the lover's Swiss, the police German and it's all organised by the
There are two essential basic strategies for success in business:
Never reveal all you know
"Hey, I bought a cool 3D Pinball game and got an operating system with it!"
-- Simon Hackett, referring to Win95
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