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"Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand
why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one." 

    - L. M. Boyd 

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Fifth Law of Applied Terror:
   If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
   Corollary:  If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget
   where you live.


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"I was _everyone's_ drinking partner."
                        -- Karen


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It works better if you plug it in.


4. 




Seen on a bumper sticker...

    Cover me. I'm changing lanes. 

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