Today's quotes [6.8.10]
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"Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand
why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one."
- L. M. Boyd
Fifth Law of Applied Terror:
If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
Corollary: If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget
where you live.
"I was _everyone's_ drinking partner."
It works better if you plug it in.
Seen on a bumper sticker...
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
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