Today's quotes [6.7.10]
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Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest
crime rates in the country.
-- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.
It was so cold, the town flasher ran up and described himself.
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever,
because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live
-- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
because I hate plants.
-- A. Whitney Brown
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
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