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Deja Moo:  The feeling that you've heard this bullshit before. 

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I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in
   California, but it's one more letter she'd have to remember.
         Sheckly Greene


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If a man says something in a forest and there is
no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? 

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Life is a shit sandwich & everyday you take another bite.


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* Falling in love is awfully simple. Falling out of love is simply
       awful.


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