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It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other say in a whole book.

                                                       --Friedrich Nietzsche

1. 




Women say all men are the same, but they 
have no problem telling you how 
different you are from Mel Gibson.

Sent by mike

2. 




DON'T PANIC--in big friendly letters.
        --Douglas Adams

3. 




Rich Cook - "Programming today is a race between software
           engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot- proof
           programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and
           better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."


4. 




The major difference between hating and loving is perhaps that
whereas to love somebody is to be fulfilled and enriched by the
experience, to hate somebody is to be diminished and drained by it.
Lovers, by losing themselves in their loving, find themselves, become
themselves.  Hater simply lose themselves.  Theirs is the ultimately
"consuming" passion.
        --Frederick Buechner



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