Today's quotes [6.30.10]
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It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other say in a whole book.
Women say all men are the same, but they
have no problem telling you how
different you are from Mel Gibson.
Sent by mike
DON'T PANIC--in big friendly letters.
Rich Cook - "Programming today is a race between software
engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot- proof
programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and
better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
The major difference between hating and loving is perhaps that
whereas to love somebody is to be fulfilled and enriched by the
experience, to hate somebody is to be diminished and drained by it.
Lovers, by losing themselves in their loving, find themselves, become
themselves. Hater simply lose themselves. Theirs is the ultimately
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