Today's quotes [6.28.10]
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If you think that sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it backwards.
"So that's 2 T-1s and a newsfeed....would you like clues with that?"
-- Hillary Gorman, firstname.lastname@example.org
"When life hands you a lemon, say 'Oh yeah, I _like_ lemons, what else
-- Henry Rollins
A great way to lose weight is to eat naked in front of a
mirror. Restaurants will almost always throw you out before
you can eat too much.
I went to the cinema, and the prices were: Adults $5.00, children $2.50. So I
said, "Give me two boys and a girl."
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