Today's quotes [6.27.10]
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"Take your work seriously but never take yourself
seriously; and do not take what happens either to
yourself or your work seriously."
- Booth Tarkington
"No, the best way to prepare is to write programs, and to study great
programs that other people have written. In my case, I went to the garbage
cans at the Computer Science Center and I fished out listings of their
-- Bill Gates
"The cure for anything is salt water -- sweat, tears, or the sea."
I gave my wife a new watch for her birthday . . . waterproof,
shockproof, unbreakable and anti-magnetic. Absolutely nothing
could happen to it. She lost it.
"As a computing professional, I believe it would be unethical for me to
advise, recommend, or support the use (save possibly for personal amusement)
of any product that is or depends on any Microsoft product."
-- David H. Wolfskill, in alt.sysadmin.recovery
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