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"Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk!

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"I have come here to chew bubblegum, and kick ass... and I'm all out of
 bubblegum."
                        -- Nada, "They Live"


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For every human problem there is a solution which is simple, neat and wrong.

    - H. L. Mencken 

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"By necessity, by proclivity, and by delight, we all quote."

                                            -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly
stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating.

                                                    -- Samuel Johnson



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