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"Hmmmmm.  Are domestic abusers _always_ thinking about dairy products?"
                        -- Lt. Wilkes


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"Once you get people laughing, they're listening and you can tell them 
almost anything"
--HERB GARDNER

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Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.

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"One's action ought to come out of an achieved
stllness; not to be a mere rushing on." 

    - D. H. Lawrence 

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"But don't mind us over here in alt.religion.emacs. We're fanatics, so you
 can't take our word on anything."
"We are most certainly _not_ fanatics.  We merely realize that the entire
 Purpose of Human Evolution is that we one day will create computers
 _powerful enough_ to run Emacs... (etc)"
                        -- Brian Raiter, Per Abrahamsen


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