Today's quotes [6.25.10]
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"Hmmmmm. Are domestic abusers _always_ thinking about dairy products?"
-- Lt. Wilkes
"Once you get people laughing, they're listening and you can tell them
Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.
"One's action ought to come out of an achieved
stllness; not to be a mere rushing on."
- D. H. Lawrence
"But don't mind us over here in alt.religion.emacs. We're fanatics, so you
can't take our word on anything."
"We are most certainly _not_ fanatics. We merely realize that the entire
Purpose of Human Evolution is that we one day will create computers
_powerful enough_ to run Emacs... (etc)"
-- Brian Raiter, Per Abrahamsen
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