Today's quotes [6.24.10]
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Simplicity is always a virtue.
- Edward Abbey
There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied on to do,
and that is to contradict other philosophers.
sorry I'd have written something shorter but I didn't have the time
* It is not what a teenager knows that bothers his parents, it is
how he found out.
No computer has ever been designed that is ever aware of what it's doing; but
most of the time, we aren't either. -- Marvin Minsky
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