Today's quotes [6.23.10]
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"What's another word for thesaurus?"
"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man
I keep his house."
--- Zsa Zsa Gabor
I've watched so many mystery stories on T.V, when I
turn off the set I wipe my finger-prints off the dial.
When I was fourteen years old, I was amazed at how unintelligent
my father was. By the time I turned twenty-one, I was astounded
how much he had learned in the last seven years. -- Mark Twain
"Alas poor Yorric, I smurfed him Horatio..."
-- Heath Copeland (there's a _lot_ more where that
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