Today's quotes [6.22.10]
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A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
- Samuel Goldwyn
When there's a will, I want to be in it!
"Since all the Heaven's Gates members were discovered wearing Nike sneakers,
do you think Nike might change their slogan to 'Maybe You Should Think
-- Scott Adams, DNRC Newsletter 14.0
"Those who cast the votes decide nothing.
Those who count the votes decide everything."
- Joseph Stalin
If god didn't want us to eat animals, He wouldn't have made them out of
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