Today's quotes [6.21.10]
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The Englishman who has lost his fortune is said
to have died of a broken heart.
- - - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"We don't want the television script good. We want it Tuesday."
"Pardo's First Postulate:
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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