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No one is perfect. The mere fact that one is human is a flaw in itself.

- Robert Heinlen 

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"User error. Replace user and press any key to continue."
                        -- Unknown


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"It's is not, it isn't ain't, and it's it's, not its, if you mean it is.  If
 you don't, it's its.  Then too, it's hers.  It isn't her's.  It isn't our's
 either.  It's ours, and likewise yours and theirs."
                        -- Oxford University Press, Edpress News


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"I don't care where you take me, just take me..."
                        -- Angela (yet again)


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I like to skate on the other side of the ice.


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