Today's quotes [6.2.10]
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"No, Princess Leia is not doing anything on my bathroom floor."
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
because I hate plants. -- A. Whitney Brown
I sometimes get up grumpy, but then she wakes up.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity,
and I'm not sure about the former. "
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
You slam a politician, you make out he’s the devil, with horns and hoofs.
But his wife loves him, and so did all his mistresses.
- - - Pamela Hansford Johnson
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