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Sex is the most fun I have ever had -- without laughing.

     - Woody Allen 

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To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music,
no choreography and the dancers hit each other. 

     - J. Handy 

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Mediocrity thrives on standardization.


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"... you know Ross, looking at you here... like this... legs akimbo...
 I could _GO_ for you mate... I reckon you're bloody _gorgeous_..."
                        -- Flacco, DAAS Kapital


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"It's true... no man is an island... but if you take a bunch of dead guys and
 tie 'em together, they make a pretty good raft."

-- Bug Eyed Earl, Red Meat.


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