Today's quotes [6.16.10]
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Sex is the most fun I have ever had -- without laughing.
- Woody Allen
To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music,
no choreography and the dancers hit each other.
- J. Handy
Mediocrity thrives on standardization.
"... you know Ross, looking at you here... like this... legs akimbo...
I could _GO_ for you mate... I reckon you're bloody _gorgeous_..."
-- Flacco, DAAS Kapital
"It's true... no man is an island... but if you take a bunch of dead guys and
tie 'em together, they make a pretty good raft."
-- Bug Eyed Earl, Red Meat.
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