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"Television: A medium.
So called because it's neither rare nor well done." 

Ernie Kovacs.

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Never say anything on the phone that you wouldn't
want your mother to hear at your trial. 

    - Sydney Biddle Barrows, the Mayflower Madam

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Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.

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"Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality." --
       Jules de Gaultier


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It is impossible that a man who is false to his friends and
neighbours should be true to the public.
        --Bishop Berkeley

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