Today's quotes [6.14.10]
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"Television: A medium.
So called because it's neither rare nor well done."
Never say anything on the phone that you wouldn't
want your mother to hear at your trial.
- Sydney Biddle Barrows, the Mayflower Madam
Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.
"Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality." --
Jules de Gaultier
It is impossible that a man who is false to his friends and
neighbours should be true to the public.
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