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The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to
       appreciate it. -- Franklin P. Jones


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- All vacations and holidays create problems, except for one's own.


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"When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate
       each other." -- Eric Hoffer


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One of the major functions of skin is to keep people who look at
       you from throwing up. -- Actual exam answer


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Marriages are made in Heaven. So are thunder & lightning.

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