Today's quotes [6.13.10]
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The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to
appreciate it. -- Franklin P. Jones
- All vacations and holidays create problems, except for one's own.
"When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate
each other." -- Eric Hoffer
One of the major functions of skin is to keep people who look at
you from throwing up. -- Actual exam answer
Marriages are made in Heaven. So are thunder & lightning.
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