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"I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball.
My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis."

     - Dean Martin 

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"Oh no! I can't go to the deli! My singles cover has lapsed!"
                        -- Lyndall Holmes


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"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think
of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."

                                           - Roseanne

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He is so polite, he wouldn't open an oyster without
knocking on the shell first.

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