Today's quotes [6.11.10]
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"Look, buddy: Windows 3.1 IS A General Protection Fault."
-- The BOFH excuse server
If at first you don't succeed...skydiving isn't for you.
"Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy
driving cabs and cutting hair." -- George Burns
"Do you consider yourself a screenwriter first, a science fiction writer --
or simply a writer?"
"I are a riter. I write gud. I rite stuff for the TeeVee and buuks. I doesn't
like labels. Aye write what I want. Labels are for detergent boxes."
-- Unknown, J. Michael Straczynski
"| <- You must be smarter than this stick to ride the Internet"
-- Mike Handler, paraphrased from Bev White
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