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"Marriage is a great institution,
but I'm not ready for an institution yet."

                      - Mae West   

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Pollution costs us millions; grime doesn't pay.

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The best cure for insomnia is plenty of sleep.

     - W. C. Fields 

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The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.

-- Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being
              hit on the head by a ball in the
              1934 World Series

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Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same
   reactions in the brain as marijuana...The researchers also discovered
   other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are.
   --Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show, August 22


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