Today's quotes [6.10.10]
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"Marriage is a great institution,
but I'm not ready for an institution yet."
- Mae West
Pollution costs us millions; grime doesn't pay.
The best cure for insomnia is plenty of sleep.
- W. C. Fields
The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.
-- Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being
hit on the head by a ball in the
1934 World Series
Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same
reactions in the brain as marijuana...The researchers also discovered
other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are.
--Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show, August 22
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