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Everywhere children are schooled to become masters at
answering questions and to remain novices at asking
them. (Dillon, 1988) 

1. 




Your car has Dodge written on the front of it, do 
                    you really need a horn?

2. 




"Satan sincerely believes in the triumph of Evil.
 Gates just does it for the money."
                        -- http://www.fourmilab.ch/documents/top10.html


3. 




"Pillage, rape, and loot and burn, but all in moderation.
 If you do the things we say, then you'll soon rule the nation.
 Kill your foes and enemies and then kill your relations.
 Pillage, rape, and loot and burn, but all in moderation."
                        -- Plunderer's Theme
                                (to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocius)


4. 




Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never play cards with a man called Doc. 

     - Edward Abbey 

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