Today's poems [6.3.10]
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There was a young squaw of Wohunt
Who possessed a collapsible cunt.
It had many odd uses,
Produced no papooses,
And fitted both giant and runt.
There was a young sapphic named Anna
Who stuffed her friend's cunt with banana,
Which she sucked bit by bit
From her partner's warm slit,
In the most approved lesbian manner.
There was a young man of Dumfries
Who said to his girl,"If you please,
It would give me great bliss
If, while playing with this,
You would pay some attention to these!"
There was a young girl of Bavaria
Who thought her disease ws malaria.
But the family doc
Remarked to her shock,
"It is in the mercurial area."
A Chinese chef named Chang
Made dishes of unusual tang.
He stirred his wok
With the head of his cock
'Til oyster sauce poured from his wang.
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