Today's poems [6.28.10]
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I love you, You love me,
People say that we're just friends,
But we are really Lesbians.
There was a young singer named Springer,
Got his testicles caught in a wringer.
He hollered in pain
As they rolled down the drain,
(falsetto): "There goes my career as a singer!"
There was a young man from Aberdeen
Who invented a jerking machine.
On the twenty-fifth stroke
The goddamn thing broke
And beat his balls into a cream.
If you're speaking of actions immoral
Then how about giving the laurel
To doughty Queen Esther,
No three men could best her---
One fore, one aft, and one oral.
There was a young Scot in Madrid
Who got fifty-five fucks for a quid.
When they said, "Are you faint?"
He replied, "No, I ain't,
But I don't feel as good as I did."
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