Today's poems [6.12.10]
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There was a young fellow named Bliss
Whose sex live was strangely amiss.
For even with Venus
His recalcitrant penis
Would seldom do better than t
The Jung Idea
The young things who frequent picture-palaces
Have no use for this psycho-analysis;
And although doctor Freud
Is distinctly annoyed
They cling to their long-standing fallacies.
There is evidence Clinton's largess
Has been witnessed and was, we might guess,
In the trap of Lewinsky,
When pulled out; 'Kaczynski-
Dooing, left him a bit of a mess.
A pancy who lived in Khartoum,
Took a lesbian up to his room
And they argued all night
Over who had the right
To do what, and with which, and to whom.
According to old Sigmind Freud,
Life is seldom so fully enjoied,
As in human coition
In every position
With the usual organs employed.
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