Today's jokes [6.9.10]
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The medical student was asked four reasons why mother's
milk was better for babies than cow's milk.
This is the answer he submitted:
1. It's fresher.
2. It's cleaner.
3. The cats can't get to it.
4. It's easier to take on a picnic.
He also added: "It comes in such cute containers."
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a
dog was declared cured. A friend asked him how he felt now.
The former patient replied, "Fine! Just feel my nose."
A poor little girl was begging in the street. A man passed by
and the girl mumbled, "Please, sir, give me some money for a fix."
The man answers, astonished, "Good heavens! But, how old are you,
"I'm eight, sir."
"Oh, my God, and how long have you been into drugs?"
"Since I was raped, sir, when I was four."
"RAPED?! And who raped you, little girl?"
"I don't remember, I was drunk."
The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They
got to talk to the
"Excuse us, but can you tell us where the dwarf nuns are?"
"Sorry", she replies, "but there are no dwarf nuns here".
"Well, are there any in the city?".
"No, there are no dwarf nuns".
"What, none anywhere in Europe?"
"No, little man". "None in the entire world". "Take my word for it".
At this 6 of the seven dwarves burst out laughing.
The Mother Superior asks "What's so funny?". "Dopey just fucked a
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick's looking particularly sad
and Patrick asks him what the matter is. mick says, "well, I knew that
my grandfather had died in the war, but I've just found out that he
actually died in the auschwitz concentration camp."
Patrick says, "that's terrible, did he go to the gas chamber?" and Mick
replies, "no, he fell out of the machine gun tower."
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