Today's jokes [6.27.10]
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Seminars for Men
COURSE 001 Combating Stupidity
COURSE 002 You Too Can Do Housework
COURSE 003 PMS - Learn When To Keep Your Mouth Shut
COURSE 004 How To Fill An Ice Tray
COURSE 005 We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings For Christmas
COURSE 006 Wonderful Laundry Techniques (Formerly - Don't Wash My Silks)
COURSE 007 Understanding The Female Response To Your Coming Home At 4 AM
COURSE 008 Parenting: It Doesn't End With Conception
COURSE 009 Get A Life: Learn To Cook
COURSE 010 How Not To Act Like An Asshole When You Are Obviously Wrong
COURSE 011 Understanding Your Incompetence
COURSE 012 YOU: The Weaker Sex
COURSE 013 Reasons To Give Flowers
COURSE 014 How To Stay Awake After Sex
COURSE 015 SEX 101: You CAN Fall Asleep Without It If You Really Try
COURSE 016 SEX 102: Morning Dilemma - If IT's Awake, Take A Shower
COURSE 017 How To Put The Toilet Seat Down
COURSE 018 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
COURSE 019 How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
COURSE 020 You Too Can Be A Designated Driver
COURSE 021 Honest - You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson - Especially Naked
COURSE 022 The Obtainable Goal: Omitting $@? From Your Vocabulary
COURSE 023 Fluffing The Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
COURSE 024 Patronizing Does Not Work
COURSE 025 Motel 6 Doesn't Always Keep The Light On
Course 026 Real Men Ask For Directions
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
"Look! they spelled MACY'S wrong.
Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers once a month?
Because it says right on the box "good for up to 20 pounds."
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by
herself at the bar, he asked her to dance. She agreed and they took to the
dance floor for a slow one. While they were cheek to cheek, the guy said,
"You really smell terrific. What's that you have on?"
The flattered girl told him it was Chanel #5. Then wanting to return the
compliment, she said, "You smell good, too. What is it that you have on?"
"Well, I've got a hardon, but I didn't think you could smell it," the guy
A son comes to his dad and says:
- Dad, i gotta tell you something
- Ok, Quick and clear!
- 100 bucks
PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.
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