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Seminars for Men

                               COURSE 001      Combating Stupidity
                            COURSE 002      You Too Can Do Housework
                    COURSE 003      PMS - Learn When To Keep Your Mouth Shut
                             COURSE 004      How To Fill An Ice Tray
                 COURSE 005      We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings For Christmas

          COURSE 006      Wonderful Laundry Techniques (Formerly - Don't Wash My Silks)
          COURSE 007      Understanding The Female Response To Your Coming Home At 4 AM
                   COURSE 008      Parenting:  It Doesn't End With Conception
                           COURSE 009      Get A Life:  Learn To Cook
           COURSE 010      How Not To Act Like An Asshole When You Are Obviously Wrong

                         COURSE 011      Understanding Your Incompetence
                              COURSE 012      YOU:  The Weaker Sex
                             COURSE 013      Reasons To Give Flowers
                           COURSE 014      How To Stay Awake After Sex
           COURSE 015      SEX 101:  You CAN Fall Asleep Without It If You Really Try

            COURSE 016      SEX 102:  Morning Dilemma - If IT's Awake, Take A Shower
                         COURSE 017      How To Put The Toilet Seat Down
                 COURSE 018      The Remote Control:  Overcoming Your Dependency
                    COURSE 019      How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
                       COURSE 020      You Too Can Be A Designated Driver

           COURSE 021      Honest - You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson - Especially Naked
             COURSE 022      The Obtainable Goal:  Omitting $@? From Your Vocabulary
               COURSE 023      Fluffing The Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
                            COURSE 024      Patronizing Does Not Work
                    COURSE 025      Motel 6 Doesn't Always Keep The Light On

                           Course 026      Real Men Ask For Directions

                                                         FOR COUNSELING


What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
   "Look! they spelled MACY'S wrong.


Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers once a month?

     Because it says right on the box "good for up to 20 pounds." 


This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by 
herself at the bar, he asked her to dance. She agreed and they took to the 
dance floor for a slow one. While they were cheek to cheek, the guy said, 
"You really smell terrific. What's that you have on?"
The flattered girl told him it was Chanel #5. Then wanting to return the 
compliment, she said, "You smell good, too. What is it that you have on?"
"Well, I've got a hardon, but I didn't think you could smell it," the guy 


A son comes to his dad and says:
- Dad, i gotta tell you something
- Ok, Quick and clear!
- 100 bucks


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Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.


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