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What did the lawyer name his daughter? 

Sue.



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A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder...the
bartender looks up and says " where the hell did you get that thing?
The Parrot replies " Over in Africa, there's millions of them " !!!!

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Age           EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES

        17         Need to wash my hair
        25         Need to wash and condition my hair
        35         Need to color my hair
        48         Need to have Francois color my hair
        66         Need to have Francois color my wig

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"I was in a very generous mood today," a woman says to her friend.
"I gave a poor beggar $25."
"Thats a lot of money to give away," says her friend. "What did your 
husband say?"
"He said, 'Thank you'. "

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Old Chinese proverb:

Rape impossible!
Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!

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Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.

Love,
Mary

PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.



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