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Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?

     Finger on chin I don't know. 

     Hits forehead Oh I get it! 

1. 




Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?

A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.

2. 




   I'm not saying that my wife was naive when we got married,
   
   but... she thought "kinky sex" involved her wearing hair curlers to
   bed.


3. 




Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.
When his wife was asked if she minded, she answered, "Why should I be 
upset? Dogs chase cars, but they can't drive."

4. 




Two men were walking through the woods when a large bear
walked out into the clearing no more than 50 feet in front of them.
The first man dropped his backpack and dug out a pair of running
shoes, then began to furiously attempt to lace them up as the bear
slowly approached them. The second man looked at the first,
confused, and said, "What are you doing? Running shoes aren't
going to help, you can't outrun that bear." "I don't need to," said
the first man, "I just need to outrun you."

5. 



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Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.

Love,
Mary

PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.



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