Today's jokes [6.11.10]
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No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated!
If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one of
them, would you read the paper or go to lunch?
There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving.
They'd be wrong, but you could still use them.
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English. One
office supervisor called a secretary in to give her the bad news
that she was being fired. He started the conversation with:
"Miss Symthe, I really don't know how we're going to get along
without you, but starting Monday, we're going to try.
Three Republicans walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "We don't serve Republicans here."
The Republicans say, "That's OK...We don't serve you either.
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas.
Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He stumbles out of the casino
and finds a pay phone. He calls his wife and says, "Honey, pack your bags.
I just won over a million dollars in Vegas."
His wife say, "That's wonderful. What should I pack for...Europe, the Carribean?"
He says, "I don't care, just be gone when I get home."
PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.
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