Today's stories [5.23.10]
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Norreen did a "Self-Judi" when meeting a business partner of
her husband. She was asked if she came from a large family.
"I said, no, the men are only about six feet tall and pretty thin."
Spence was discussing the latest design changes on this
one car at the car show. Someone noted the windshield
wipers now didn't show from the front of the car. I opened my
mouth and seriously suggested, "maybe the windshield wipers
are on the *inside* of the windshield now . . . "
WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED??
"Eighty-four! Because at that age, you don't have to work
anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your
bedroom." (Judy, 8)
"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a
wife!" (Tom, 5)
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