Today's stories [5.18.10]
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Seen in a paper...
Advertising publication needs 1 FT person, exp. with ad copy,
layout, proofreading, and some secretarial skills.
Starting off with Edward who works at
a Wal-Mart. One day an older gent asked him, "Where are
Depends?" I took him over to the adult incontinence under-
garments and then his face turned red with embarassment.
"No," he said, and took an ink pen out of his pocket.
"I want da pens."
Listen about that guy who was pulled over for running a
stop sign. When the cop checked the man's driver's license,
he said, "You're wearing glasses on your ID and you're not
now. I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that." The guy
said, "Officer, I have *contacts*." The cop said, "Look, buddy,
I don't care *who* you know -- I'm giving you a ticket."
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