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"She sure is a striking beauty."
"You said it! She slapped me twice."

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"Politicians are interested in people. Not that this is always a 
virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs."
        
             -- P. J. O'Rourke -- 

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Drew's Law of Highway Biology:
   The first bug to hit a clean windshield lands directly in
   front of your eyes.


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"In the beginning there were three... and then the three became nine... and
 then the nine got hungry and then there were four..."
                        -- Gerard Phillips


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The school of hard knocks is an accelerated curriculum. 

              -Menander (342-292 BC) 

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