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"The artists formerly known as Itch-e & Scratch-e now wish to be known as
 Boo Boo & Mace. And Johnny Rotten is John Lydon, Ziggy Stardust is David
 Bowie these days, Adam Ant is no-one in particular and Gary Glitter is of
 no further importance. Life goes on."
                        -- dB magazine


"You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will
give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never
would've thought of that!'"

                                    - Dave Barry


"It is the policy of the Association for the Study of Meats not to engage
 in discrimination or harassment against any person on the basis of race,
 color, religion, intelligence, sex, lack thereof, national origin, ancestry,
 incestry, age, marital status, disability, sexual orientation, unfavorable
 discharge from the military, other unfavorable discharges, or status as a
 disabled veteran or veteran of the Vietnam era and to comply with all Federal
 and State non-discrimination, equal opportunity and affirmative action laws,
 orders, and regulations.

 The University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign does not necessarily endorse,
 recommend, or approve the products and services mentioned on this page.
 However, the administrators probably eat Spam(tm), so you shouldn't really
 care what they think.

 You are dumb.

 The above statement does not necessarily reflect the views of the Univerity
 of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign (but you know that's what they think of you).


"Heaven for climate; Hell for society."

                                --Mark Twain


"The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes
they would not be caught dead in otherwise." 

    - Roger Simon 


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