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You know, medicine is not an exact science, but we are learning
all the time. Why, just fifty years ago they thought a disease
like your daughter's was caused by demonic possession or witchcraft.
But nowadays, we know that Isabelle is suffereing from an imbalance
of bodily humors, perhaps caused by a toad or a small dwarf living
in her stomach. 

     - Theodoric of York, Saturday Night Live 


May those who love us, love us.  And those who don't love us, may God turn
their hearts.  And if he does not turn their hearts, may he turn their
ankles so we can see them coming.


"From there to here,from here to there, funny things are everywhere."
                                                                -- Dr. Seuss


"It took some users a while to come to grips with the intuitive way Windows
                        -- Graeme Wong See,
                 , rec.humor.funny


* Sacred cows make the best hamburger. -- Mark Twain


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