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"If elections changed anything they would be illegal"

A Grafitty on a wall in Sofia


"Happy is the one who eats not the yellow snow."

                          on a Bazuka Bubble Gum Wrapper


"I have opinions -- but I don't always agree with them."

                                     - George Bush Sr.


A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station .... what more can I say..........


How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?


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