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"Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography."

                                                - Paul Rodriguez


Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.


"The future will be better tomorrow." 

     - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President 


"'Tron', the first 'Babylon 5' movie."

-- James "Kibo" Parry


"I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics
exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me." 

Woody Allen.


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