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"A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke." 

Groucho Marx.


"The President has kept all the promises he intended to keep."

Clinton aide George Stephanopolous.


"Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the 
thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones." 

Mike Barfield.


"The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." 

Albert Einstein.


"Which painting in the National Gallery would I save
if there was a fire? The one nearest the door of course."

                                            -- George Bernard Shaw


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