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* Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.


My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other ...
So now it's just a waiting game.


"A bald nun, a gay lawyer, and a Ravenous Bugblatter Beast walk into a
 bar.  The bartender says, 'This has got to be the weirdest joke I've
 ever been in...'"
                        -- Fruvous of FurryMuck, via rec.humor.funny


"Will administer ISO 9000 and year 2000 certification tests for food."
                        -- Simon Slavin


Love is like Pi: natural, irrational, and very important. -- Lisa


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