Today's quotes [5.28.10]
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"I say Carmina and you say Burana,
I say Catulli and you say Carmina,
Let's call the whole thing Orff..."
-- Unknown, via Adrian Corston
* Applying computer technology is simply finding the right wrench to
pound in the correct screw.
(written above a urinal)
Why are you looking up here?
Are you ashamed of it?
* Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
My wife knows how to make my long stories short --
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