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"I say Carmina and you say Burana,
 I say Catulli and you say Carmina,
 Carmina! Burana!
 Catulli! Carmina!
 Let's call the whole thing Orff..."
                        -- Unknown, via Adrian Corston


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* Applying computer technology is simply finding the right wrench to
       pound in the correct screw.


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   (written above a urinal)
   Why are you looking up here?
   Are you ashamed of it?


  

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* Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.


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   My wife knows how to make my long stories short --
   She interrupts


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