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"Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow,
and when I woke up the pillow was gone." -- Tommy Cooper 


"Are you seriously asking or are you just being a dick?"
                        -- Dave Arthur to Gerrit Riessen


I had a lovely evening. Unfortunately, this wasn't it. -- Groucho


For the love of the Lord God, give us a pair of slave women as
alms, because we are spending the pittance we have entirely on hired
        --An abbess to the queen of Portugal, 1500s


"'Son I am able' she said 'though you scare me', 'Watch' said I, 'Beloved' I
 said 'Watch me scare you', 'Though' said she 'able am I son'..."
                        -- They Might Be Giants, "I Palindrome I"


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