Today's quotes [5.26.10]
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"Computers let you make more mistakes faster
than anything except handguns and tequila..."
- Mitch Ratcliffe
Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened.
Love thy neighbor, yet don't pull down your hedge.
It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out.
They had their eyes closed. They were seated at their desks with their
heads in a nodding position.
-- John Hogan, Commonwealth Edison Supervisor of News Information, responding to a
charge by a Nuclear Regulatory Commission inspector that two Dresden Nuclear Plant
operators were sleeping on the job.
"I feel schizophrenic; first he says 'open your mouth,' then he says 'keep
- Monica Lewinski
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